Adhyapak: Bus Ke Driver Aur Condctor Me Kya Fark Hota Hai Pappu: Condctor Agar So Jaye To Kisi Ka Tikat Nahin Katega Aur Driver So Jaye To Sabka Tikat Kat Jayega
Santa: Aaj Ke Test Men Pappu Tumhare Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Bhaiya Se 20 Nambar Kam! Santa: Bhaiya Ke Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Ji 20!
Techer: Yah Kisake Hastakshar Hain @@@@@@ Pappu: Yah Mere Pitaji Ke Hastakshar Hain! Techer: Aise Kaise! Pappu: Vah Jalebi Banate Hain Haath Aise Hi Chalte Hain!
Guru: Bachchoonbir Rahim Aur Mera Ka Koi Doha Sunao! Pappu: Ganga Ke Ghat Pe Ghatna Ghati Gambhir Rahim Le Gaya Mera Ki Pappi Aur Fas Gae Sant Kabir!